The dress that wasn't even close to being

Remember that cute dress I drooled over from ModCloth?


Now do you remember?

Well my wonderful husband went and bought it for me.

It came last week.

OMG was it awful. I got the large and couldn't even get it zipped up. Thanks large boobilies! But lets look past that, lets pretend that I could have gotten it zipped up. There was another major issue. We'll call it my ass. Yet again I have found a dress that shows all of my ass even without me bending over.

It was bad folks...like cover your children's eyes bad.

*sigh*

So back it goes.

One day...someone will remember what it is like to make dresses and skirts that are long enough to keep my butt from feeling a gust of wind.